The Borowitz Report: “Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said. https://t.co/gMwzcWUHma
Love this bit: “We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation”
@mrkrndvs so love this!