Airport Security: Sir, what do you do?
— Brian Aspinall (@mraspinall) October 26, 2018
Me: I’m a teacher.
AS: What’s with the wires?
Me: I teach STEM
AS: You travel with this all the time?
Me: Yes, and I’ve learned to leave Play D’Oh at home.
AS: Play D’Oh!!! If you had that too, we’d have to call the police! pic.twitter.com/Vmqh4MJin2